I was just walking along the street to go to work when I saw a weird looking fight going on between a suitcase that is jumping into the air and a man in a very smart looking suit. The shiny silver suitcase was attacking the guy in the black tuxedo. When I walked past them the suitcase started to look at me instead of the agent. (I had figured that he was some kind of agent by now by the dark sunglasses that sat on his face)
I am wondering what the hell is going on! Then the suitcase started to chase me and I ran as fast as the speed of light to get away but then I pulled out my lipstick from my purse. The agent thought that I was dumb and that lipstick wouldn’t do anything to the suitcase but when I pressed a button on the side of the lipstick it turned into a taser and then I tased the suitcase. Then it couldn’t chase me anymore and I ran as fast as I could away from the crime scene.
Apparently the suitcase was a type of computer that set off a rocket that was heading to Russia. The agent then blasted up into the sky to try and destroy the rocket. In the end, the rocket ended up exploding into bits seconds after the rocket got set off by the agent. Then the agent looked at the suitcase, put on his dark shades as he walked around the corner and disappeared. Also the town hasn't had any problems after the agent went back to L.A and the end of the rocket landed on the pesky pigeon while he was eating the crunchy bagel!
